The Mashed Button

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pooh bear always makes me cry.
just look at him
he’s so innocent
and pure
and is always in trouble
its as if the world hates him
but how can you hate such a lovable creature

Guess this person has never met Pooh. He is the most gangster ass bear you could ever meet. The whole, “bother” routine is apart of his pimpin’. He gets your sympathy then lures you in. That’s it, you bring him his honey or black eyes, and shake downs await. Don’t feel sorry for this greedy motherfucker. He likes rabbit pussy, pork pussy, donkeys, honey, and sleep.

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pooh bear always makes me cry.

just look at him

he’s so innocent

and pure

and is always in trouble

its as if the world hates him

but how can you hate such a lovable creature

Guess this person has never met Pooh. He is the most gangster ass bear you could ever meet. The whole, “bother” routine is apart of his pimpin’. He gets your sympathy then lures you in. That’s it, you bring him his honey or black eyes, and shake downs await. Don’t feel sorry for this greedy motherfucker. He likes rabbit pussy, pork pussy, donkeys, honey, and sleep.

(Source: purpleheartsaint)

OH SO SILLY! :/ Not photogenic. You can find better expressions in a coffin catalog. (Guys do it too, but they are SUS from the start.) #hate #lol #jokes #idgaf #meme #instafunny

bogleech:

sixthrock:

gaypornsword:

yo-dawg-nice:

iraffiruse:

Garfield replaced with a realistic cat.

frozach submitted

I’m laughing so hard oh my gosh I needed this

This is actually really depressing

perfection

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

kreayshawn:

HAHAHAHHA THE TOP ONE I ALWAYS SEE ON TV AND HE SAYS “OW” SO GOD DAMN LOUD IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Straight up, my big homey called me one day cracking the fuck up over the SAME DUDE.

Shouts out to the retarded “Q-Tip Ear Stab Guy”

Food Tray Man, and Flicking Glasses Off then Staring up at the Sun asshole man are runner ups.

(Source: elestajao)

Tumblr Double Tap Liking Enabled

Sensitive iPod, tablet, smart phone owners tread lightly. You may be scrolling and Heart some shit you TRULY had no intention of Hearting. *insert trollface on your cell phone here*

Kneel before Zod.

Carry on.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

If a male takes a picture of himself for Tumblr and uses hashtag #selfie. Is that feminine?

LOL not going to try it but it sounds a little dainty.

Am I right? They’re wookin puh nub in all di “good” pwaces. No Jay Z’s over there. Dig deep, head to the projects. #lol #jokes #funny

“Haunt that shit, we should.” -Young buff Yoda

Foreal, I’m scared to scroll thru Tumblr on the bus. Porn here porn there. Yikes.

theclearlydope:

Slow Internet day.

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@yungreno @bmimms yall better recognize the best to ever do it. “Whips to whip wingle, bands to wang dango, and zips to willy wango -Magoo” #rns #Magoo #rap #goat #lol

Browsing Amazon and saw this sneaker review. Ricardo you are my hero. #jokes #shopping #lol

“…loved it so much he ate it.” The highest form of praise.

(Source: pushthemovement)

When I asked @yungreno why he had to do @rep96st dirty like that with a 50 - 14 Giants win over the Steelers in #Madden. This was his response (pictured).

#keyandpeele #lol #jokes